Indian Ninja Cosplayers Demand Equal LARPing Rights
Stealthy, fully-backpacked ninjas descended on the streets of Calcutta this week in dramatic protest against a Supreme Court of India...
Shah Rukh Khan To Try Spitting on Own Son to Banish the Demons of Drugs and Alcohol
Bollywood megastar Shah Rukh Khan sparked online chaos after being spotted “spitting” at the open casket of legendary singer Lata...
KJ, CEO of Covid Malaysia Fails to Deliver Target Infection Rate
KJ—also known as “King Joker”—has allegedly infuriated his higher-ups at Pfizer after failing to meet regional Covid-19 sales projections...
Guy Who Uses Phrases Like “The New Normal” Killed by Co-workers
A group of coworkers have confessed to hiring a hitman to eliminate a colleague who frequently used phrases like “It’s...
Malaysian Cleric Declares Penguin Meat Halal
Malaysian fatwa scientist and Syariah law giver Dr. Zulkifli Al Bakri has issued a groundbreaking decree: penguins, previously presumed Haram,...
Pfizer Launches Vax-Subscription to Compete with Netflix, Amazon, and Disney+
Vaccine giant and pharmaceutical heavyweight Pfizer has thrown its hat into the subscription service ring, unveiling a new delivery model...
Fitness Legend Shebby Singh Passes Away Doing What He Loved — Exercising Too Hard
Serbegeth Singh — or as he is more commonly known, Shebby Singh — has died from totally natural causes at...
Pfizer Unveils 24/7 Wellness IV for the Ultra-Committed
Pfizer's CEO unveiled the new innovation in his keynote press-release in an GMO food Expo showcasing soymeat and fried...
KJ of Ministry of Health Argues With Himself.
Katak Jakun vs King Joker — The Ultimate Showdown. In an unprecedented twist of political theater, Khairy Jamaluddin, Malaysia’s Minister...
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