The bird which was playing peekaboo as a ruse was a deep-cover Hamas fighter
It blew itself up in bumper-to-bumper traffic in Tel Aviv, causingย hundreds of Qatari dinars in damage.
The owner who was visibly distraught survived the attack because she started wearing a Kevlar shield after noticing her pet bird getting indoctrinated by social media terrorist propaganda, and kept changing the channel on the tv to channels that are critical to the nation state of Israel –