Serbegeth Singh — or as he is more commonly known, Shebby Singh — has died from totally natural causes at the age of 61. The media personality with an unpronounceable first name was once a footballer who represented Malaysia on the world stage.
Years of staying fit, lean, and healthy finally caught up with him when he was found face-down after reportedly suffering a heart attack while cycling.
Kooky conspiracy theorists on social media wasted no time turning their attention to this story and began frothing at the mouth — that is, until Malaysia’s Ministry of Health Director-General stepped forward to assure the public that the incident had no correlation with the fact that Mr. Shebby had his third and final booster dose (which is completely safe, because the WHO says so) just days before his passing.
The family of the late Shebby Singh was unreachable for comment but assured members of the media that all S.O.Ps and social distancing measures were being followed to a fault. All visitors paying their last respects would be required to be dual-masked and triple-jabbed — because, heaven forbid, anyone accidentally causes another outbreak that results in several days of flu-like symptoms.
